pebbles5ever:

hypno-angex:

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

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What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

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i cried my ass of laughing

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WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

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(via hypotenudes)

bynce:

Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes”
Me: image

(via cramp)

8bit-aion:

theauthorman:

"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"

"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"

"I got Waterloo."

This is a math test!”

are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors

(Source: carbomcoco, via hi)

littlemammal:

never smoke weed you will die the first time permanently

(Source: lostingifs, via silohouettes)

(Source: fyeahmovieclub, via bastille)

hellabutts:

nocogsorwheels:

e-m-e-t-t:

Red? I think it’s red. 

I basically did this once and it’s how I got pink eye.

I can’t tell if you’re making a pun or if you’re telling an actual story.

Either way, I’m still laughing.

(via beinngasanocean)

ewelock:

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

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look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three wells’ and then

(via beinngasanocean)

bctheinternet:

Louis C.K. on slavery

(via famous--friend)

skypestripper:

we all used to have 0 followers so don’t be an asshole to people with less followers than you

(via bastille)

ambitiousgurl1:

College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.

(via lauren-ariel)